mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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nonasuch:
“teamkrissy:
“katameme:
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Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment
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nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one

allerliefste:

some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you’re stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

johnbrownfunclubofficial:

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

pitbolshevik:

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we’re watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she’ll be like “that’s what he sounded like when he tried to kill me”

daemonsdarksister:

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RHAENYRA AND CRISTON COLE

actualnymph:

*flirting with Jesus for free wine* oh so your dad’s who?? wowww that’s so cool tell me more hahaa *moves my cup of water towards him*

nyanberry:

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dawninlatin:

Hunt: *says literally anything to anyone*

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unhealthyfanobsession:

Idk how SJM expected us to believe that Nesta was out of shape at the beginning of ACOSF when she literally just spent 4 years carrying ACOWAR and ACOFAS on her back as the only interesting part of both books.

ceruleanfuckup:

lluvia185:

ruinedchildhood:

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For all of you who are confussed.

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This is a more comprehensive list of the generations, without them split into smaller ones. As the term “millennial” means someone coming of age around the turn of the millennium, a great way to distinguish between a millennial and a Gen Z is to ask them if they remember 9/11. If they do, they’re probably a millennial. If they don’t, Gen Z.

puppy95:

Permanent dark eye circles squad

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.